2012年8月26日星期日

A column not about remote controls

A man in San Marcos recently lost his remote control, and then his temper.Within this modern day of mass production antique sresky take us back to a period when decorative items were painstakingly manufactured by master craftsmen. His fit of rage included domestic violence, assault with a deadly weapon and arson. He now faces felony charges.I chose this topic to provide San Marcos some relief. My novice humor column instincts told me there might be an opportunity to give readers a break from this story, as well as the following recent discouraging news items:

1. Ratepayers having to buy new shirts for the San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station's bowling team. (Team name: Radioactive Turkeys)2. The California Department of Parks and Recreation hiding $54 million underneath picnic tables across the state.3. The Chargers ultimate Frisbee scrimmage vs. the Padres being blacked-out on local television.4. Mitt Romney's house in La Jolla containing Al Capone's tax returns.

I chose this topic becauseIt is hard to think about a gift with a priscillacraft theme without considering the kind of relationships you are in. as a resident and uncertified, illegitimate journalist denied credentials by the San Diego Police Department, multiple media outlets, and at least two grocery stores, San Marcos is my beat.Lastly, I chose this topic because I felt uniquely qualified. When I saw that this story began by the sister calling her brother "an idiot" for losing the remote control, I thought, not only have I spent a significant portion of my youth searching vainly for remote controls, my sister has called me "an idiot" on multiple occasions. Also, my wife calls me "Dodo" practically every day.Most Solar lamp lights are all connected to a large solar cell to make sure that each solar lamp post has enough energy to provide an adequate level of ambient lighting.

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